Mainline Nation’s Geoff Arbuckle reviews ‘Salt’ premiere @ The Palace

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Crowd pours out after exciting premiere.

No analysis, no over-thought, no need to look into things that aren’t there. “Salt” is nothing more and nothing less than an entertaining spy thriller.

It’s easy – all you have to do is show up and enjoy the ride. Throw in a few twists and a couple chase scenes and you’ve got yourself one of the better spy movies since the “MI” days.

Tom Cruise was an original thought, but according to OkMagazine.com — Angelina did some better convincing and took it from him. And if you can take anything from comparing “Salt” to “Mission Impossible” – Sony made the right choice.

Beautiful, sexy, cunning and tough as nails. Evelyn Salt is the new “Bourne,” or for gender purposes – the new “La Femme Nikita.”

But what made this movie more than just 100 minutes of over-the-top stunts, unlikely twists and Bond-like escapes from peril, was its setting.

To the greater Capital Region – this movie was more. I stood there, an hour and a half prior to the screening up a block and around the corner from The Palace — in line.

People were desperate for seats. Asking anyone and everyone if they had extra tickets.

You could sense the excitement in the silent masses as the movie began. How long would it take?

Luckily – we didn’t have to wait long. It was like a kid hearing the ice cream truck off in the distance. That grungy, blue tanker started rolling along the highway underneath her. Surrounded by authorities – backpack and hat on, we all knew what was next. And as quickly as she hit the top of the big rig – the crowds cheered. A seemingly normal high-action chase scene had The Palace Theater entranced. For five minutes cars crashed and characters launched themselves off overpasses with Albany as the backdrop.

It was more than just a movie to us. And yes, perhaps the excitement led people to give a skewed; over exaggerated review of the film and how good it actually was — but what do you expect?

Once everything settles and you take “Salt” for what it is, it’s simply an exciting story that I assure you – won’t leave you bored.

Combine that with a good supporting cast with the likes of Liev Schreiber (Defiance) and a story that – though unfathomable, is certainly entertaining, and you’ve got yourself what the biz deems a summer blockbuster hit.

Nothing more; nothing less. Just enjoy.

**Review also on CBS6′s website here.**

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And the bet is…

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

So F-Mike (of F-Timmi fame) and Digg (of Mainline Nation fame) made a bet…similar to the Dirty Man Competition from the movie, “Knocked Up”. F-Mike cannot shave his face until Memorial Day (Monday, May 26th). If he makes it to Memorial Day without shaving, Dave will hand F-Mike $500 in cash…but…if he shaves before Memorial Day, then he has to wear his Mainline Nation t-shirt every night he bartends at Cafe Hollywood on Lark Street in Albany from that day until the Fourth of July. It’s going to get interesting…and dirty.

We’ll be posting pictures weekly to keep you updated on the ridiculous attempt F-Mike is making at growing a beard.

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For your listening pleasure, here are a sampling of one-liners from “Knocked Up”

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PURE this Friday

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Mainline Nation will be at PURE in downtown Albany, New York this Friday night from 10PM to 4AM. Come out and hang with us.

84 Pearl Street, Albany, New York 12207

(518) 433-8338

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